Herky Vandalized
What in the hell did you think would happen when you play dressup with a bunch of statues and leave them downtown overnight where college people drink?
Of course they're going to be "vandalized".
What in the hell did you think would happen when you play dressup with a bunch of statues and leave them downtown overnight where college people drink?
Of course they're going to be "vandalized".
I'm going to do 5ives.com one better and work on some 6ixes.
Six cars seen daily in my college town:
1. '02 Jeep Grand Cherokee
2. '05 Jeep Liberty
3. '05 Chevy Cavalier (w/ 3 parking tickets under wiper)
4. '92 Ford Ranger 2WD (w/ keg and lawn chairs in bed)
5. '88 Chevy Celebrity (w/ Glidden Blazing Star yellow paint job)
6. '95 Jeep Wrangler (w/o doors)

You need to ask yourself: Am I willing to spend four more years with a cheif executive who can't even flip a decent pancake? I know I'm not.
(man am I ever reaching for material)
How could you be afraid when bunnies do the Shining?
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