May 2004 Archives

Herky Vandalized

What in the hell did you think would happen when you play dressup with a bunch of statues and leave them downtown overnight where college people drink?

Of course they're going to be "vandalized".

6ixes - I

I'm going to do 5ives.com one better and work on some 6ixes.

Six cars seen daily in my college town:
1. '02 Jeep Grand Cherokee
2. '05 Jeep Liberty
3. '05 Chevy Cavalier (w/ 3 parking tickets under wiper)
4. '92 Ford Ranger 2WD (w/ keg and lawn chairs in bed)
5. '88 Chevy Celebrity (w/ Glidden Blazing Star yellow paint job)
6. '95 Jeep Wrangler (w/o doors)

Commander in Chef

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You need to ask yourself: Am I willing to spend four more years with a cheif executive who can't even flip a decent pancake? I know I'm not.

(man am I ever reaching for material)

Shining Bunnies

How could you be afraid when bunnies do the Shining?